my wedding playlist
- walking down the aisle: avril lavigne - hot
- during wedding vows: avril lavigne - keep holdin on (instrumental)
- just married song: avril lavigne - sk8er boi (starts from the last chorus)
- first dance: avril lavigne - i will be
- parent dance: avril lavigne - what the hell
- band plays all the other classic avril lavigne songs
- last dance: avril lavigne - smile
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
this whole post is full of cute omg
I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs
NO THATS NOT THE POINT OF BREAKDANCING WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS GOING TO SAY
what do you mean I’m not breakdancing correctly???? do I need to break more??
After this terrible transformation, i came across something hella weird
wait a second, what the fuck? someone zoom in on that
Gary Motherfucking Oak 10 steps ahead of Ash even in universes where he doesn’t belong
I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE STILL FINDING WEIRD SECRETS IN THIS GAME AFTER 6 FREAKING YEARS
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.